before he cheats / songs like this

[THORNE ISABEL LOHRASBE]

beforehecheatsonsongslikethis
twenty-one to twenty-three • seemed good at first • cheated on thorne



AND HE DON'T KNOW THAT I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS
PRETTY LITTLE SOUPED-UP FOUR WHEEL DRIVE

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CARVED MY NAME INTO HIS LEATHER SEATS, TOOK A LOUISVILLE
SLUGGER TO BOTH HEADLIGHTS, SLASHED A HOLE IN ALL FOUR TIRES[/center]

okay, so thorne is twenty-one and a junior / music student. and she rather enjoys writing songs about things that actually happen. she kinda needs a guy that she dated, except then he cheated on her -- but she got her revenge, don't worry.

what happened was this: thorne and this guy start dating. he seems really good, right? and sweet and adorable and everything else she could really ask for. of course, then he had to go and ruin it all by cheating on her -- which is just stupid, you know, if you ask me. because why would anyone cheat on thorne? after all, she is carrie underwood. who is gorgeous. anyways...

the best part is, this is where we mix two of carrie's songs together to be about the same thing. so we have "before he cheats" (you know, she beats up on his truck), and then we've got "songs like this" where we discover that the girl he cheated on her with was her best friend. or at least a girl that called thorne her friend and thorne called her this girl who she sort of cared about, in a friendly way. because thorne doesn't exactly do friendship.

i guess he gave her a key to his really, really nice truck or something, for whatever reason you can think of. but then she saw him with another girl, and as any girl would be, thorne was pretty pissed off. so off she goes and he stays with the other girl. and then thorne goes and beats up his truck. she scratched up the paint, she attacked the truck with a baseball bats, she literally did get out a pocket knife and carve her name -- thorne -- into the driver's seat.

anyhoo, if you want, we could do that it hasn't happened yet, because it would be really, super fun to roleplay out. or we could do that it's already happened; it's your choice, honestly. and he doesn't have to be a total jerk if you don't want him to. maybe he had good reasons for cheating on her. but she didn't do anything wrong. :P

FOR THE MUSIC VIDEO AND MORE OF AN IDEA AS TO WHAT HAPPENED, YOU CAN GO HERE. THE GIRL SHE WALKS UP AND SEES HIM WITH IS HER SO-CALLED BEST FRIEND, ALTHOUGH IT DIDN'T HAPPEN LIKE THAT -- SHE CAUGHT HIM ON THE COUCH WITH THE OTHER GIRL. :)

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YOU LIED MUCH TOO MUCH, AND YOU LIED AGAIN, CAUGHT
YOU ON THE COUCH WITH MY BEST FRIEND

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IF IT WASN'T FOR GUYS LIKE YOU, THERE WOULDN'T BE SONGS
LIKE THIS, AND IF YOU HADN'T GONE AND DONE ME WRONG


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